OTO = Windbag

[rykat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6mfmuuxY4o

Thats a lot of golf!
Bullshitartist!

BTW:
"My friend just started a new business, land mines shaped like prayer mats, business is good, prophets are going through the roof."

 

[clover]

They forgot to add in the number days playing B ball with the brothers

[azbob]

Hell, I vote for more beer summits!

[clover]

Those pussys don't even know how to drink beer.  A bottle of lukewarm Sam Adams coming from the kitchen over the lawn on a silver tray ruins the whole thing!  No one rolled dice, I didn't see any cigars and there sure as hell weren't any margies dancing in the back round.  Geeks!

[martinbsmithjr]

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the Obama. "How about What Changes I Should Make To America?" and he smiles.

"OK," she says. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know sh!t?"